brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

ivoury:

basically my life in one picture

tardis221b:

tardis221b:

do i revise for the three exams i have tomorrow or do i start a new season of supernatural

spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself

thatfunnyblog:

im still laughing at this

danistotallyuncool:

naking:

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

The bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and TACO PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDD

flirp:

nilesarthur:

s-botage:

This is honestly the saddest thing I ever read in my life..

oh my god

…oh my god

Disclaimer: The above is triggering as all holy motherfuck. Don’t… just don’t

This proves that sometimes, guys aren’t total dicks. It’s the girls.

yanderegal:

chickensandwich:

chickensandwich:

if this gets 500 notes i will kill my dad with a shovel

i’m not going to kill my dad. this website is the worst. 

don’t back out now u pussy

harryflack:

remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold

katara:

a small family could live off of my thighs for like 10 weeks

svau:

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

she wants the D

her teachers are concerned

why doesn’t she want the A

memecollection:

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